Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep 2025

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I was so excited for this movie and for what? Lol. The reviews comparing this to The Little Mermaid are unfortunately real and true. I mean, Geralt was hot and Jaskier was voiced by Joey so I guess those are its redeeming qualities. Was not a fan of the 30 minute fight scene (it did not need to drag on that long but pop off I guess). Stop making Geralt attracted to any woman he crosses paths with challenge. Could have been gayer.

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  My Policeman 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  cinematography was beautiful and so were the sets/scenery. reminds me of kill your darlings + maurice + brokeback mountain, which is to say it's been done before but i did enjoy the ending

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  super overhyped but visually quite pretty. rosamund pike can do no wrong <3

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  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2022

  Rewatched this with my family and my girlfriend (it was her first time watching). So comforting as always, and I really want Bilbo's patchwork robe. I wish the company no harm whatsoever and I am protecting them at all costs.