Andrew

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George Lucas apologist.

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Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Rocky
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Pulse

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  • Better Man

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • American Movie

  • Red Rocket

    ★★★★

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  • Home Alone

    Home Alone

    ★★★★★

    They should make a dead by daylight clone for this

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★½

    Really disappointed that I didn’t love this. Robert Pattinson is fantastic, as expected, and this has some interesting sci-fi ideas, but even then those ideas are barely explored. Everything in this movie feels so rushed, and there are so many moments that feel like studio decisions, from the “I bet you’re wondering how I got here” opening to the overbearing narration that lasts for way too long. The Trump satire was so overbearing it was almost unwatchable at points. That being said, Mark Ruffalo gives a pretty entertaining performance, but I’m not really sure if it’s intentionally manic and over-the-top, or just bad and confused acting.

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  • Lupin the Third: Farewell to Nostradamus

    Lupin the Third: Farewell to Nostradamus

    ★★★★

    I like how Lupin was in prison and Pops still showed up to arrest him

  • One Piece: Adventure of Nebulandia

    One Piece: Adventure of Nebulandia

    ★★★

    One Piece: Foxy the Pirate the Movie

    The first movie to EVER sell 100 BILLION tickets

    Foxy D. Pirate, first ever Pirate in history to:
    -Solo Arlong
    -Solo Mihawk
    -KILL all of the straw hats
    -Defeat all four emperors AT ONCE
    -Found the one piece just to hide it somewhere else

    Slow-Slow fruit, UNDEFEATED devil fruit. Slow-slow beam #1 NUMER ONE