George Lucas apologist.
#horror
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“Good evening Nweark, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band, and for the next two hours your ass is mine!”
“Let me entertain you!”
Arguably the Best Picture or 2025. A bit rushed in the end, but nothing has matched the kind of energetic and life-affirming energy of this movie in years. Who the fuck is Robbie Williams.
Really disappointed that I didn’t love this. Robert Pattinson is fantastic, as expected, and this has some interesting sci-fi ideas, but even then those ideas are barely explored. Everything in this movie feels so rushed, and there are so many moments that feel like studio decisions, from the “I bet you’re wondering how I got here” opening to the overbearing narration that lasts for way too long. The Trump satire was so overbearing it was almost unwatchable at points. That being said, Mark Ruffalo gives a pretty entertaining performance, but I’m not really sure if it’s intentionally manic and over-the-top, or just bad and confused acting.
I like how Lupin was in prison and Pops still showed up to arrest him
One Piece: Foxy the Pirate the Movie
The first movie to EVER sell 100 BILLION tickets
Foxy D. Pirate, first ever Pirate in history to:
-Solo Arlong
-Solo Mihawk
-KILL all of the straw hats
-Defeat all four emperors AT ONCE
-Found the one piece just to hide it somewhere else
Slow-Slow fruit, UNDEFEATED devil fruit. Slow-slow beam #1 NUMER ONE