Beer bongs. Boobies. Britney Spears.
Crazy girl shit. Gonna go Spring Breakers.
Thirteen years on, Spring Breakers absolutely still hits. It’s completely absurd, and if you’re not in on the utter insanity of it all, you won’t have a good time. A love it or hate it type of movie.
I love this schit.
We have two Sony/Marvel Spider-Man character movies in which the titular character struggles to do a task that an able-bodied adult should be able to manage.
In Madame Web, she can't crack open a can of Pepsi. In this one, Morbius can't tie his shoes... There were multiple instances of him with his shoe laces just dangling...
So I watched this film weeks ago, and it’s still something that crosses my mind on an almost daily basis. I’m quite upset it’s bombing at the box office.
How can a “smart sci-fi” with five female leads NOT sell?? This is what we’ve been craving from Hollywood, yet the masses keep showing up for Marvel movies... it’s depressing.
I wish I had walked out an hour in.
Slow, painfully boring and all with basically nothing to say. “Aren’t ultra rich people so weird?” You’ve seen this plot hundreds of times done much better before.
Emerald Fennell really thinks she’s damn clever, and that the audience is stupid.
Emerald, I lived through the 2000s. This film has the characters walking to Oxford with a sign overhead that reads “Welcome Class of 2006.” College is four years, so logic tells…
