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Recent reviews

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  Robots 2005

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  Corporate CEO (bad) vs. corporate CEO (good)

  Score: Big anime eyes/10

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  The Emoji Movie 2017

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  If this movie came out now, they wouldn't be saved by the Twitter logo but instead by a giant-sized Elon Musk coming out of the clouds as if he was God, reaching out a hand to give them a lift.

  And it actually WOULD be the worst movie I've ever seen.

  Score: Giving it the poop emoji as a score would be giving this movie too much credit and it's been done to death I'm sure/10

Popular reviews

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  Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion 1997

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  Fuck you, Letterboxd. This is cinema and deserves to be in the Official Top 250. Who cares that it continues the story of a TV show? Cinema is cinema!

  Edit: WE WON IT'S BACK ON

  Score: Tang/10

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

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  I don't understand why the Discord servers I'm in were all going on about seeing Garfield this weekend. If they just went one screen over, they'd have gotten to see literal peak cinema instead!

  Score: That dope ass mic Dr. Dementus uses/10