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Dune: Part Two 2024
Power over Spice is power over all
After nearly two years, Part Two of Denis Villeneuve’s Dune Saga has finally arrived. I want to preface this review that anyone who knows me knows how much Dune has been a hyper fixation of mine since 2020. When the first movie came out, I fell in love with it. I’ve seen it 12 times since 2021, with 2 of those being in IMAX. It’s a movie that I fell in love with in…
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Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I don’t care how many demons he’s fought in how many hells. He’s never fought us before. Not us United.
This movie.... I’ve been waiting for 3 1/2 years for this goddamn movie. I can’t believe I can now officially say, I’ve seen Zack Snyder’s Justice League.
This is a film I will watch many many times after, as I have done with almost every Zack Snyder film. Partially because there’s just so much going on, but also because I…
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Black Bag 2025
When you can lie about everything, when you can deny everything, how do you tell the truth about anything?
Very pleasantly surprised by this! The trailer didn’t do much for me, but I saw good reviews so I decided to catch it in theatres. I’m glad I did cause this was a great time. It’s a smart, sexy, sleek, and stylish adult spy-marriage thriller. Made every use of its 94 min runtime with efficient storytelling, no fluff or anything left…
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Novocaine 2025
Novocaine? It is you! I thought you’d be dead by now. It’s fucking Novocaine! And he’s not fucking dead!
A very solid, honestly would make the perfect date night, and overall entertaining movie. Its premise is simple and it delivers on it. It’s like ordering a cheeseburger and getting a cheeseburger, it’s what I wanted and my expectations were met.
Jack Quaid is one of my favorite new-Hollywood actors, and a top tier nepo baby, and this is purely just…Translated from by
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Red, White & Royal Blue 2023
He pulled my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football
I mean, if straights get to have shitty rom-coms, so do the gays i guess
At least the main characters had chemistry, only thing (aside from Sarah Shahi) that kept this movie afloat in any way
NOTE: I do not give permission for my review to be used in any marketing/promotion towards Red, White, & Royal Blue
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the film being reviewed here wouldn't exist.
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Murder Among the Mormons 2021
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It’s not so much what is genuine and what isn’t, as what people believe is genuine.
This man was both a genius and a complete sociopath. He was probably one of the greatest forgers ever, fooling the FBI, the State Treasury, and countless experts. He even taught himself to fake a polygraph test and get a +14. And yet, he was caught writing a $2 check.
The last episode is chilling, as it primarily is narrated by the murderer himself.…
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