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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2025 1

  This was a fantastic movie. It had everything! Love, a mean green goblin, a monotone spider and a dumbass government. But like most movies I have a few complaints. BY FAR the biggest complaint I have is how fucking stupid the government is in this fucking world. Not even kidding this universes US government can give ours a run for their money. The fucking government had the nerve to just show up at oscorp, uninvited by the way, and were…

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024 1

  I’m back.

  -Andrew Morin

  
  
  
  
  

  Pretty fun movie. Not gonna lie to yall. Especially on the day of my return, I would never disrespect the game like that. But I gotta say I was surprised how much I enjoyed this. But like all movies it doesn’t come without some complaints. First off I wanna say the government is clearly the villain in this movie series. I don’t know why they’re trynna pin it on this egg dude. In the 1st movie…

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2024

  This was an extraordinary cinematic event! I loved every second of this movie, but there were definitely some flaws in the script. Jessie was one of the best characters in the movie but was a little bitch at the beginning. “I wanna be a war photographer 🤓” then take the fucking photo you narc. There was a great photo she could have taken of some men being tortured and she froze up like a deer in headlights. But that was…

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Apr 2024

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