Andrew Swafford

Andrew Swafford

Favorite films

  • Green Snake
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • The Grandmaster
  • Shadow

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

  • A Real Pain

  • Green Snake

  • Stoker

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    If you would have told 10-year-old me that there would be a film adaptation of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle and that it would be this good (it’s not that good) I would have passed tf out. Double Jim Carrey theatrics and the sincerity of the Shadow storyline make it worthwhile. Suffers from a real lack of Biolizard tho

  • Green Snake

    Green Snake

    How many movies give you the chance to see Maggie Cheung play a mermaidlike creature called a “snake evil” who lures men to their doom as a malevolent succubus? To my knowledge only this one, which is a decent argument for Green Snake being the greatest film of all time. At once a sincere Buddhist parable about lust and a georgeously photographed phantasmagoria of “Do Not Do This Cool Thing,” Green Snake is wall-to-wall wonderous shots, full of gentle mist…

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  • 8½

    ½

    Found the other half

  • Weathering with You

    Weathering with You

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.