Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Drive 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  I have to watch this movie to completion to be able to cum

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This is nothing.

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  Inherent Vice 2014

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  I’m not sure I’ve ever had a chocolate banana

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2024

  If this were me I’d fuck it up so much faster.

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  Rosemary's Baby 1968

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2023

  From a young age I had heard that when it comes to interior decorating that you should never paint finished woodwork. While I understand the sentiment I dare anyone to watch this film and not just absolutely love what Rosemary and Guy do with their apartment. 

  What I wouldn’t give to be an up and coming actor in 1960’s Manhattan. Really I’d do anything to have the life of this beautiful couple. Oh, and speaking of white: Damn Daniel, John…