Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  why was snow white's #appledance lowkey serving dumbledore's death scene #whoremembers

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  when the silent is hill but the upside is down.. annihilation, i'm greener than a knight... #youbelongwithme

Popular reviews

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  ½ Watched 05 May 2022 2

  if tim burton had a wet dream and then asked amber heard’s lawyers to document & present it in court - you’d get this.

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  Titane 2021

  ½ Watched 09 Dec 2021 2

  Either I am not smart enough to see the deeper meaning to this film, or it was the stupidest, murkiest plot I’ve ever seen. 

  I don’t know why she has sex with a car, I don’t know why she gives birth to a metal baby or tries it on with her “dad” almost whilst pretending to be a boy. I don’t know anything and you know what? I don’t want to know.