Andrew Erbskorn

Andrew Erbskorn

See if you can guess which of my reviews are legitimate and which aren’t

Favorite films

  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • How to Train Your Dragon 2
  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

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  • Green Up on Aisle 9: The Unbelievable True Story of the Shaggy Janitor

    ★★★★★

  • Despicable Me 4

    ★★★★

  • Baby Geniuses

  • Barbie

    ★★★★★

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  • Green Up on Aisle 9: The Unbelievable True Story of the Shaggy Janitor

    Green Up on Aisle 9: The Unbelievable True Story of the Shaggy Janitor

    ★★★★★

    Ummmmm Green Up on Aisle 9?? More like Clean up on aisle: MY PANTS!! I loved this picture so much I might’ve peed a little! Genuinely awe inspiring cinematography, writing, everything. If you like Poor Things you’ll LOVE this. Can’t wait for the next one🤗

  • Despicable Me 4

    Despicable Me 4

    ★★★★

    Very funny movie, fun theater experience. All I was looking for👍








    A minion held a gun to my face during the movie and said in fluent English “Meet me under the bridge at midnight or you’re DEAD.” So naturally, I fled the city the next day. I’m scared for my life because I keep getting voicemails from numbers flagged as “potential minion.”

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  • Ultraman: Rising

    Ultraman: Rising

    ★★★½

    She Ultra on my Man till I….till I uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…. Raise a kaiju child and learn lessons about family and baseball

  • Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank

    Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank

    ½

    Put Hank down.











    I haven’t watched this movie.