Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Strangers: Chapter 1 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 May 2024

  this movie feels like what characters in another horror movie go to see in a movie theater

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  The Human Centipede (First Sequence) 2009

  ★ Watched 28 Dec 2020 16

  imagine if this film had a funko pop line

Recent reviews

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  can confirm shawnee smith is the coolest person ever. she fist bumped me. i’m going to cry again

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  nopus is right

Popular reviews

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  There's Someone Inside Your House 2021

  ★★½ Watched 08 Oct 2021 2

  The amount of kills in someone’s house: 1

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  Zombeavers 2014

  Watched 24 May 2021

  whoever came up with the line “it’s just those kids scissoring each other to lady gaga” deserves endless amounts of praise