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  WarGames 1983

  ★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025 1

  Open the pod bay doors, Jigsaw.
  I'm sorry David. I'm afraid I can't do that.

  Matthew Broderick + Ally Sheedy = Bisexual Wet Dream

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  Between the Temples 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025 2

  Jason Schwartzman is looking more and more like Nic Cage every day...🥲
  Harold and Maude for the modern age.

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★★★ Watched 03 Aug 2023 7

  Softcore gay porn with Oliver Jones.

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  Bed of Roses 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025 2

  Yet another yuppie girlboss lost to the Hallmark movie passions of a male botanist.
  Starring Christian Slater doing his best Jack Nicholson impression (oh how I have missed you)
  This is what we're learning about in APES.

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