Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I’d like to see the haters reach into a deep fryer and shoot Santa before they talk shit ab this movie

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  Rule Breakers 2025

  ½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I can’t wait to see this piece of shit sub level understanding of a movie get 13 nominations at the Oscars next year

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025 1

  This is what people who hate musicals think musicals are like

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2024

  dude Brandon why are you so hard rn?

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