Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  It Comes at Night 2017

  ★★★ Watched 03 Aug 2021 2

  it comes at night?! well gosh will it atleast offer me a towel afterwards?

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 06 Feb 2025

  lots to say about this one :(

  admittedly strong performances are weighed down by a concept that was always going to be impossible to pull off. however everyone seems to be so radicalised in their opinions that it's either being panned as the worst film on earth or lauded as a masterpiece deserving of 13 oscar noms, when there are so many varying components to this film's reception across different groups. separating the messy context of its release from the…

Recent reviews

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  Easy A 2010

  Rewatched 16 Mar 2025 1

  obscenely effective background noise for writing 3 different assessments in 4 hours

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  Smiley Face 2007

  Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  just a crowning achievement of cinema

Popular reviews

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  August Underground 2001

  ★ Watched 26 Aug 2021 1

  if you're gonna be a colossal waste of my time, atleast do it in 1080p

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  Twin Peaks: The Return 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2021 1

  Picture this. You sit through the first 17 brain-meltingly incredible episodes, finally piecing everything together until, abruptly and unexpectedly, you hear a voice behind you. It's him. It's David. As the final episode opens, you hear him lean in, whispering in your ear, "you little bitch. You little chicken-shit. Did you really think I was gonna let you understand MY SHOW?" You shiver. Speechless. He's got you right where he wants you. He picks you up by your ears and he…