Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 May 2024

  Gonna go to some zoos and sign “APES TOGETHER STRONG” to see if I can start a revolution.

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2023

  They really had all the Massachusetts landmarks: the Boston Common, the Museum of Fine Arts, the Chateau where I had my dad’s funeral reception, and many other iconic locales!

Recent reviews

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  The Wrong Trousers 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Wallace needs to get the piss beaten out of him

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  $200 million budget to have a DCOM costume budget and Polar Express/Beowulf style dwarves. 

  There is good stuff in here, like the love interest, several of the original songs, and Rachel Zegler’s performance. It also has a bright color palette, which I can respect as for some reason that’s hard to do in Hollywood nowadays. But it gets hampered down but stuff like that and Gal Gadot’s ability to only make 3 facial expressions and having the strangest line reads.…

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  This is a 4 1/2- 5 star movie, but can we please stop adding in dead actors as CGI characters, especially when the character themselves have no necessity to be in the story

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Protect Igor at all costs. He’s so precious. 

  This was a lot better than I was expected and also than the initial half hour showed. Definitely picks up the pace and seriousness as time goes on. Very funny and very thoughtful. Mikey Madison gives Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street vibes, but proceeds to surpass it as the movie goes on. I get why it won so many awards (Dune Part II should’ve won best picture, the academy members just don’t do their fucking job and watch all the movies).