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The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage! 2019
I’m both incredibly shocked and unbelievably happy that the god damn SpongeBob musical is as good as it is, if I said it’s one of the best I’ve ever seen don’t take that to seriously I haven’t seen many but I love this!
As someone who’s been a massive fan of SpongeBob for most of my life, although I haven’t touched the show in what feels like years now but what I’ve seen the franchise is in shambles right now.…
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Plankton: The Movie 2025
It’s actually insane to me how this and Marching Powder are the exact same movies, both of them being about neglectful arseholes who’s wives should bail on them but instead for some reason they stay with the idiot!
The major difference of course being one is a irritating British Geezer who’s played by a man who’s way past the point of people finding him endearing, and the other is the 5th movie from a franchise that’s STILL gasping for air…
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The Banshees of Inisherin 2022
I'm just gonna put my hands up and say it, I didn't fecking get it. The movie just refused to click with me, and I waited the entire time for a moment where I had the feeling of "Oh! I understand now, this is the masterpiece everyone said it was." But that feeling never came, which is a shame considering how highly praised this is. Like the basic premise I understood, but anything deeper just zipped past my head and…
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 1984
Yeah I'm sorry, but this shit is racist. Like horrendously so. It's not like a couple of very awkward minutes and the rest is fine, pretty much the whole thing is just vile slander.
The portrayal of Indians and the Hindu religion is a cruel and unnecessary insult to both groups and probably set them back about 50 years in the already biased Hollywood system, you'd think Spielberg would know not to have harmful stereotypes for different religions and cultures.…
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