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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  mikey madison ate ofc wouldn’t suspect anything less. team igor ong he fell in love w her the second he laid eyes on her. fuck ivan and fuck his mother. the dad carried his 6 seconds of screen time. w movie

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  Casablanca 1942

  ★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  lorelai gilmore once said “the germans wore grey you wore blue casablanca casablanca is such a good movie” girl. did we watch the same movie? i was so confused up until the last 30 minutes when it finally got interesting and even then i was lost. took me three days to finish this movie. i’ll give lorelai the benefit of the doubt maybe she was on shrooms when she watched it

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  Cherry 2021

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  so pretty much what i took away was tom holland falls in love with katie knight, goes to the army, comes back and they both become dope addicts and all ik is no one can find black. i was expecting it to end with him injecting himself in the foot but turns out it ends w a 15 yr time jump and him n her looking 100 years old.

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  Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century 1999

  ★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  if that little blonde bitch said cetus lepetus one more fucking time i was gonna throw my tv across the room. raven symone ate her 2.5 seconds of screen time. greg was hot if i saw this movie earlier in my life he would of been my husband.

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