Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Unicorn Wars 2022

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Took me the whole movie to realize it was Caine and Able

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  Powder Keg 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  “What if we made one of these poorly disguised bmw commercials good?”

Popular reviews

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  Y Tu Mamá También 2001

  ½ Watched 03 May 2022

  I had to watch this for a film class. This movie was porn I was required to watch. For school. With serval other people in the same room. I am asexual. Also why was it an adult fucking two teens??? That’s not cool. Not a fun experience.

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  The Prince of Egypt 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Sep 2024

  “His hands bore the blood of thousands of children” 
  “Heh. ✨slay✨”