Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  had to watch after i went down the annual depressive rabbit hole of how marine “dinosaurs” are classified as just aquatic lizards.

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  The Crow 1994

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  actually a hidden gem, although it looks like a 2D videogame half the time, it had the coolest sword fighting choreography ever. the most unbelievable part was actually the sassy beat cop quitting smoking after he was shot by the evil incestuous twins

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  to (treacherous music plays) i schemed, to (sinister music plays) i hit the vape, to (dramatic beat plays) i drank solo

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  Normal People 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  it was [March 2025] that i first fell in love with marianne and conwell. every cigarette from now and henceforth will be dedicated to beautiful people.

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