AngyWaffles

AngyWaffles

I am angry, I am a waffle... need I say more?

Favorite films

  • Schindler's List
  • Brazil
  • Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
  • Barry Lyndon

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  • Tall Girl

  • Lord of War

    ★★★★½

  • War Dogs

    ★★★½

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★

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  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    If you have ever asked yourself what it would be like to gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spoon while experiencing a massive cerebral aneurysm... Netflix's Tallgirl is the answer. The pinnacle of weird, woke pity porn: tall girl tries to convince you that nothing can be harder than being tall. Nevermind genocide, war, execution by chemical injection, torture or starvation, being tall is the only painful experience on god's green earth. The only appropriate way to watch this absolute shitshow is while screaming at the top of your lungs and laying a toaster ever too close to your bath. PLEASE do not watch.

  • Lord of War

    Lord of War

    ★★★★½

    Intellectual War Dogs.

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  • Schlock

    Schlock

    ★★★★★

    Schlock is a glorious misadventure of terrible film making by an excellent director. The intentionality of the trashiness and absurdity in Schlock, makes it glorious. Definitely worth a watch... your ribs will break from laughing too hard.

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★

    Pretty good, what can I say? Ruined by all the people who didn't understand that it is a message about what NOT to do and not an instruction manual for life. I have heard too many cringe finance majors say the sentence "greed is good". Anyone with aspirations in finance or business should be barred from watching this.

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