I'm a snow(wo)man from the north who happens to like films.
yes, i have the top 4 of a 14-yo film bro.
that swordfight scene between antonio banderas and catherine zeta-jones defined me as a woman to be.
i'm watching through all of sofia coppola and this film clearly doesn't exist so we shall agree that i saw it last night in my dream.
I'm sorry? "A futuristic sci-fi western version of Dracula" directed and written by Chloé Zhao?! I want it and I want it now!