Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wonder Woman 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  There is no way that sword wasn’t nestled in her buttcrack.

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  The Killing of a Sacred Deer 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  A24: Our movie will be about…

  *throws a dart* 

  Bad doctor played by…

  *rolls dice*

  Colin Farrell and set in-

  *pulls card*

  Cincinnati. 

  Script done, call Yorgos.

Popular reviews

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  Another Round 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2023

  I know this movie was supposed to make me not want to drink but it definitely did the opposite 🥃

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  Haunted Mansion 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2023

  I respect anything that sends Jared Leto to hell.

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