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Recent reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  gio and I had to watch this in three separate sittings because I kept zoning off. not that the movie was boring. Far from it. It was actually good, even got me a little emotional at the end.

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  In Time 2011

  Watched 22 Mar 2025

  why is justin timberlake the common denominator in every movie that stripped me of my on-screen kissing, sex, and dry-humping virginity? first this, then friends with benefits, and then bad teacher.
  not complaining, just making an observation.

Popular reviews

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  Ted 2012

  Watched 30 Dec 2024 2

  every time anything sexual happened gio would cover his eyes soo dramatically and then insist I explain to him in detail what happened while he was “not looking.”

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  I literally sighed and shed a tear before pressing play on the airplane today.

  I’ll never forget the first time I watched la la land in theaters—with a big group of people on my classmate’s birthday. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, and that day became unforgettable because of the sheer magic of the experience. Every time I watch this movie now, it never fails to bring back that same overwhelming feeling I had the first time—trying to hold…