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The Cheetah Girls 2 2006
deleting my dating apps bc i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (travel to barcelona, my friend’s stepdad’s count godson invites me to his dance studio where we do a dance number filled with sexual tension to a drew seeley song)
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Conclave 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
basically succession, cardinal lawrence is kendall roy coded which makes bellini stewy :3 also i predicted literally everything from the first ballot, we won #BenitezHive #amab (assigned manager at birth). very well made and acted and i had a good time, but i still didn’t think it was everything its being hyped up to be. i still love you ralph fiennes and sister agnes and the turtle <3
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Emilia Pérez 2024
my curiosity has taken me to dark places in netflix’s filmography (all 5 after movies for example) yet this might be the worst movie i’ve seen, but not for the reason you might expect. despite the myriad of problematic takes, badly written songs, and overall disaster of a production this ended up being, my main complaint is the cardinal sin a bad movie can commit: being boring. on the netflix scale from sierra burgess to marriage story, i give this a tall girl (stops being hilariously bad in the second half and you want to stop watching).
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The Cheetah Girls 2 2006
kenny ortega yelled “cut” but the cheetah girls heard “cunt” and went with it
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Chak De! India 2007
i’m confused. which one of them is didi?
can confirm this is still the greatest movie ever made
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