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  • Bring It On

    ★★★★★

  • You're Cordially Invited

    ★★

  • The Substance

    ★★

  • There's Something About Mary

    ★★

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  • Bring It On

    Bring It On

    ★★★★★

    It still boggles me that when Darcy asked if she had ATM tattooed on her forehead, Torrance responds with “d-a-d-d-y” instead of just “dad” since ya know, it has the name number of letters

    Also funny how Sparky wants Darcy’s ass to shrink, when in today land people are paying a ton of money to make theirs redic bigger. Never follow fads peeps

  • You're Cordially Invited

    You're Cordially Invited

    ★★

    I don’t know what was more uncomfortable - the cringey (and over the top) dislikable characters, the utter lack of (and for some reason somewhat revolting) chemistry between Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon, or whatever the hell they did to her boobs in all of those super unflattering dresses

    Chaos monkey made me (internally) laugh though. I’m gonna have to remember that one

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  • Blood Simple

    Blood Simple

    ½

    I do not understand the high ratings for this. It was painfully slow and boring, and the acting was terrible. It definitely had potential with the premise of the movie, but it was carried out abysmally. I can’t believe I managed to stay awake during the whole thing (but it was a struggle for a bit there). I want everyone who said the new Firestarters movie is terribly boring and slow to watch this, because this definitely takes the cake.…

  • Bunnyman

    Bunnyman

    ★★★★★

    People giving this one star complaining about the dialogue and similarity to other movies just don’t understand how hilarious this movie is. It’s meant to be a bad horror movie; that’s what makes it funny. You have to stop taking everything so seriously sometimes. This was comedic bad horror movie gold.