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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  It’s harder to find things I liked about this movie than things I didn’t. Why was it a musical? I don’t know. Why did it feel like a bunch of vignettes strung together with little relevance? I don’t know. Why did I not feel compelled by any of the characters? Again, no clue. But what I do know is that it rivals Zone of Interest for most nonsensical best picture nom.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  I love Ralph. And Stanley.

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  NYAD 2023

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  Diana is a complete narcissist, who I simultaneously hated and also was rooting for? Definitely wonderfully acted and a pretty exciting movie to watch.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2024

  What the fuck did I just watch? Please see Kelly’s video for reference.

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