Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Presence 2024

  Watched 09 Feb 2025

  the haunting of hill house if it was set in the nation of wasia

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  Big Little Lies 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  this gave me a feverish nightmare where straight bang nicole kidman was my mother

Popular reviews

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Oct 2024

  posits that behind every great man there is even greater homoerotic tension

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★★½ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  petition for justin baldoni to buy the rights for every colleen hoover movie and perpetually cast himself as the soap opera hunk