Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Teen Beach Movie 2013

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  lazytown-ass lookin villain

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  Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  here’s the thing about grawp, i really don’t like grawp. i don’t have anything very tangible to defend my take but i chose the grawp scene to take a bathroom break bc i hate grawp

Popular reviews

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  Love Hurts 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025 1

  this was not good but i’m doing my part to keep america’s sweetheart ke huy quan employed and rating higher than it deserves

  
  also i think 70% of the movie was rewritten and ADR we almost never saw anyone actually say their lines lolol - overall just a shame to waste such a great cast on such bad writing!

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  Some Like It Hot 1959

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  the last movie i watched before this was the passion of joan of arc. now the old ap lit student in me is itching to bust out a compare and contrast essay. joan was killed for wearing men’s clothes, joe and jerry wear women’s clothes so they don’t get killed….watch this space….

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