Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  Second watch is a fiver! That whale is so important to me you don’t understand.

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  National Anthem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Oh absolutely. Chemistry between Charlie and Eve was bonkers, had to avert my eyes at times likeee don’t mind me! New Mexico, perhaps I judged you too harshly.

Popular reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 02 Mar 2025

  It’s 2am. Wanted to squeeze this in before the Oscars, I felt like I was cramming before a final. Impressive debut, 10 million shot in 31 days is insane. Was hyper-aware of the AI sitch the whole time tho, so that wasn’t gr8. And in a film that is inherently about craft and artistic expression!? Yikes. Also drop the raw audio files, don’t be shy. I’m so curious, likeee the accents can’t be that bad, right? Because ya boy is about to take Best Actor and it would be really unfortunate if he was out here sounding like a walking sinus infection this whole time.

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Idk why everyone so confused this is literally how all lesbian situationships go. Dave understood the assignment y’all are just illiterate.