Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  kai doing the most audible gulp in history when nicole kidman strips, is the cinema equivalent if not worse, of clapping when a plane lands

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  Serendipity 2001

  ★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  #lifehack it’s not emotional cheating if it’s fate (???)

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2023

  REAL ESTATE AGENTS HATE HIM FOR THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Oct 2024

  megaFLOPolis

  this actually takes the cake for the worst film i have ever seen in my life.