Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Understatement of the year: Gal Gadot was goddamn fucking terrible in this movie.

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  The Mouse Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Curiosity + boredom = 75 minutes of my life wasted. 
  First of all, I can’t believe that I hit play on this movie. Secondly, although I find it hard to believe that this movie had an editor, I think some key scenes were purposefully left on the cutting room floor. Particularly the ending 🫠

Popular reviews

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  Blindsided 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2023

  Grifters gonna grift! So good to know that Oher was released from his conservatorship under the Tuohy family. I hope that Oher continues to take them to court.

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Aug 2024

  It’s giving Channel Zero meets nepo baby CalArts grad