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Day Shift 2022
tldr: kinda campy, very dumb, gave me some giggles. was it a GOOD movie? like no. did i enjoy it anyways? yes !
meagan good will never not be fine as hell, i popped for adkins and lange showin up, and honestly i’m a simple man; i see snoop dogg elite vampire hunter smokin a blunt, i say “hell yeah.” this movie was made to be watched at two in the morning half asleep with zero standardsTranslated from by -
Miami Connection 1987
this movie has EVERYTHING ! gratuitous slow motion. bare tits. borderline incestuous undertones. a little too much foot on face action. an israel jumpscare. orphans. a ninja motorcycle gang. dudes ROCK
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Longlegs 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
the film did a fantastic job setting up this hanging dread over you the entire time, anxiety right to the end, but didn’t exactly leave me walking away feeling like i was going to throw up and die. the framing throughout really trained you to be looking all around, waiting for something to happen, then keeping the pit in your stomach when it doesn’t until closer to the end (i.e. harker finding her first letter and the doorway behind her…
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The Batman 2022
three main takeaways
1. this is a criminally horny movie
2. it’s a good thing i have therapy next week bc i had multiple “i could fix him” moments
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