Truly one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time. The acting is the only saving grace, but I was asking myself why I was watching it the entire time. The movie likes to act like its the greatest film of all time with the fish eye camera shots and the ~deep~ fade to black ending that made absolutely no sense for the movie. Nothing happens. Points for gay stuff though.

This was a level of deep existential dread that I did not need to feel at 12PM on a Sunday. Are we not all just mini humanoid creatures abandoned by our god and locked inside a dying planet begging for people who cannot hear us to help?

Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh being hot in a movie together is my bisexual dream. Also Jade is my new favorite person, I love them.

Heathers: The Musical but it’s just John and his friends John and John

fuck Jack and rose, Jamal and Latika is where it’s at

Tom fucking holland holy shit 

I have no clue why people are saying this was bad. Tom and Ciara give an incredible performance and I was entertained the entire time.

Ohhhhh I have a new blorbo I will be seeing this again and again 

It is so refreshing to watch a good superhero movie in the year 2025. I hated people making Superman this “oh trying to be good is so hard” character. He loves people. He loves saving them. That’s who he is. And this movie encapsulated that so well. Not to mention the actual political commentary that actively spoke against military??? In a superhero movie??? Marvel literally could never since they take funding from the us military oop-

I don’t think I’ve cried this hard at a movie in my entire life. Every single ranger protecting these animals is a hero and I hope they know that

For a $12 million apartment in tribeca I will learn to love you 

Everyone says the ads failed this movie and I think to an extent yes. But I think they were very intentional about creating an image of a rom com and showing that that isn’t what life is like. I enjoyed it.

Beta everyone complaining about live action remakes vs me a chad supporting a hilarious 2D film

This was very British