Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Marriage is a biblical covenant! Marriage is a pact between a man and his wife and the man’s close friend and the close friend’s wife and the centuries-old freaky sex vampyr trying to fuck both the man and the wife. 

  And also Willem Dafoe.

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  Death Is Fomo 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Gun range checklist callback absolutely got me. Liked “Stop Crying” but wow this just had an ease to it that I didn’t quite feel in that one. Can’t wait to see what else is next.

Popular reviews

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  She Loves Me 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2021

  if gavin creel bad character, then why sexy??

  
  
  
  
  

  
  EDIT 9/30/24: what a light he was. Rest in peace.

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  Muppets Most Wanted 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  I need the world to remember that Diddy is in this. Diddy. Is in a Muppets movie. P. Diddy interacts with Muppets. Pepe calls Diddy “Diddy Daddy”.