Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  just a gay boy with mommy issues
  (gay cause why is he so obsessed with rosebuds?)

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  Burlesque 2010

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  i was like wait is this deyassified cabaret and then alan cumming was there and i was like yeah

Popular reviews

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  My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 2013

  ★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2021

  i can’t believe this film single-handedly reinvented cinema. tarantino and kubrick are shittin  cryin throwin up

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  Fresh 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2022 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.