Recent reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2024

  Ok so defo enjoyed this film more than the first. Love the outfits and sounds. Paul does not deserve Chani. Or anything for that matter. Can we stop pretending men are in any way special they literally ruin everything but sometimes make good sci-fi I suppose.

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  Shin Godzilla 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Nov 2024

  At one point I thought to myself “this is the best Godzilla movie I’ve seen”. But this film did not have to be two hours long. Loved the evolution, the crane dentist/force feeding scene. 

  Overall a really good modern adaption of classic Godzilla movies from the 60s, can see the influence. No americana cliche rubbish.

Popular reviews

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  Bones 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Oct 2024

  I’m on a high. A supernatural high 💀 

  Give the hair and makeup dept of this movie an award. Practical effects were delicious, that stupid custard consistency blood was delicious. Just so much good in this film. So bad it’s great.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★ Watched 25 Oct 2024

  Overhyped and unoriginal. Hail satan yawn, coded messages ergo Zodiac yawn, pedo vibes yawn, autistic savant disguised as a cop psychic yawn. 

  Liked the idea of the dolls but also yawn.

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