Favorite films

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  This still goes so hard. 2.5 hours but it feels like 1. Not an inch of fat on it. Every man has the most tragic early 2000s facial hair. Put the scene with the pirate skeletons marching underwater in the Louvre.

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  Persona 1966

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Definitely 100% understood everything that was happening

Popular reviews

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  Taffin 1988

  ★★ Rewatched 14 Apr 2024

  well then mAYbe you sHOULDn't be LIVING HEEEEEEEEEOR

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2024

  Picture the scene:
  It's a blustery spring Saturday. You are at the cinema to see Monkey Man. All week you've been thinking and talking about how hyped you are for Monkey Man. You're so excited you booked several days in advance and have even gone to an out of the way cinema that was showing Monkey Man at the perfect time.

  You arrive, windswept and slightly fuzzy from the jazzy cigarette you've just had to enhance your Monkey Man experience.…

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