Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  historical inaccuracies, zero character development, cliche and obvious ending.
  HOWEVER:
  1 star for denzel washington's acting
  1 star for the enthralling cinematography
  1 star for paul mescal's nose

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  The Human Centipede (First Sequence) 2009

  ½ Watched 18 Jun 2024

  my favourite google review of all time:
  Can i just start off with saying this is an absolute MASTERPIECE i'm telling you 10/10 great to watch with the hubby and kiddos! I watched it with my family my 2 baby's Kenzie(6) And Will (8) LOVED IT!!! They where crying tears of joy! Just absolutely wonderful...I think i'm going to give them a pet centipede for there birthday. Since they loved the movie so MUCH!! I haven't seen my husband since…

Popular reviews

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  The Most Charming and Attractive 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Apr 2024

  maybe your soulmate is the one who actually cares for you. not the man whore. or the cheater with kids. or the guy who doesn’t make a move. idk though. just a thought.

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  Marie Antoinette 2006

  ½ Watched 18 Jan 2024

  after reading marie antionette's biography by stefan zweig this movie sucks on all accounts. i do not care that its supposed to be quirky modern and fun.