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A Real Pain 2024
I don’t like this movie I am the worst parts of both of these people my life is like Kieran culkin but my brain is like Jessie Eisenberg except the reason I’m so tormented isn’t because of grief or mental illness it’s because I think Jeremy strong deserves the Oscar but also it would be more on brand for him if he lost and Kieran won and I would laugh so hard at seeing him grip onto his bucket hat in rage😣😭😖🤨😞
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Hundreds of Beavers 2022
They should make a spin off video game of this movie like they did with icarly (not that I’d play it I’m not a fucking nerd)
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Barry Lyndon 1975
Movie was so beautiful I thought about looking up from subway surfers for a minute
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The People's Joker 2022
I don’t think this would make more sense if you’ve seen joker but idk I’ve never seen joker even though I’ve referenced it for years at this point and I dressed up as joker for Halloween in 2021 I just needed a costume and happened to have a green wig red jacket and yellow shirt i can’t keep this sick con up anymore
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