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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  really enjoyable sci-fi take on obsession, cult of personalities, and their fanatics. Robert pattinson has being a weird lil guy down to a science and makes micky feel geniunely downtrodden. If there is a flaw Inwould say it is mark ruffalo laying it on a little heavy in his portayal of the vain, stupid, self obsessed politician (trump); it was almost just a 1:1 impression, which works but gets a little out of place next to the rest of the cast.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  An instant slasher classic. This movie asks the brave question what if you had a meet cute romcom, but also jason vorheese was there. Delightfully funny and charasmatic chatacters and a gnarly Killer make for a stupid fun time.

  the first legit grrat horror movie of 2025 Don't sleep on this movie.

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Sep 2024 1

  A miserable movie experience menagerie.
  •A bland, boring, cardboard cutout plot with nothing interestig to say
  • 1 dimensional characters
  • 20k cuts per scene that make the whole movie feel like a mess
  • it's LOUDER THAY FUCKING DUNKIRK for some reason
  • It is basically a bloated black mirror episode

  I hate this movie. I wish it didn't exist.

  It gets a half star because Dennis Quaid's wardrobe, and the practical effects are good.

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  Companion 2025

  ★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  first off, not a horror movie. it's sci-fi "thriller" that is as toothless and lowstakes as you can get. A waste of a good set up for a revenge film that gives their main character literally no agency even in her final moments of "freedom" in act 3 are granted by men. another bigger budget nothing movie.

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