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On a never ending journey to find bad movies that make me happy

Favorite films

  • Happy Death Day 2U
  • John Tucker Must Die
  • Sky High
  • Scream

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  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★★★½

  • Murder Mystery

    ★★★½

  • Dinner for Schmucks

    ★★★

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  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★

    Went in expecting a buddy comedy and what I got was a beautiful, character-driven, adult drama. An intelligent film for grownups, if you will. 

    But lowkey Pedro Pascal’s character is the Walmart brand version of Jamie Dornan’s character in Barb & Star go to Vista Del Mar.

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★★½

    Ally’s metal straw not being one of those heart shaped ones was a huge missed opportunity

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  • Girl Haunts Boy

    Girl Haunts Boy

    ★★★½

    *to the tune of the Boy Meets World seasons 5-7 theme song* 

    When this girl haunts boys 
    Girl haunts boy 
    Wandering ‘round this room, in the afterlife
    Is what she’s doin'
    Never knows when this boy might want to
    Sing to her
    When this girl haunts boy

  • Fan Girl

    Fan Girl

    I know this is Martin Scorsese‘s favorite film

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