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The Princess Bride 1987
I swear my pants were on when the movie started
But let’s get into it- we all understand this was the blueprint for shrek? Inigo = puss? Hasselhaff or whatever = Farquad? The marriage scene? I just can’t go to sleep without other people seeing this tooTranslated from by -
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Challengers 2024
i have never barked more ferociously in my entire.
never has a movie grabbed me so violently by the throat and made me watch it so intensely.
mike faist as a husband?? as a father?? give me a racket right now.
i just held my breath for the past two and a half hours.
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