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Twin Peaks: The Return 2017
Im speechless. I have nothing to say. It made me feel like nothing else ever could? It was basically perfect? All I know is that im more than satisfied, even with some minor flaws and expectations, (like wishing everyone coulda came back). I also think its cool that even though not everyone came back, they adapted and even evolved some characters, (I didn’t mind orb bob, and i thought glove bloke was awesome, even though i think some would disagree…
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Mulholland Drive 2001
This was my 3rd time around the block, and thankfully no jump scares were waiting behind a corner. I guess Ive been here enough to know my way around. I couldn’t say the same for my sister though, she was lost in the sauce and I pranked her with another gay movie. That’s like the 6th one this year lol.
This time was different. It was like I finally understood everything on a fundamental level. Also, this is the first Lynch…
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Cursed 2005
Basically werewolf aids.
Im glad I went into this not knowing Jesse Eisenberg was in it. I didn't even notice that was him on the movie banner. I love that guy, but him and Christina Ricci could not save this. It felt like i was watching a Disney channel original, and im not surprised because apparently Wes Craven Did make a Disney channel original movie in ‘86 lol.
Usually i like cheesy/ campy, but as a werewolf movie enjoyer, this felt…
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974
FearFest List: Film #5, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
*Bone chimes blowing in the breeze*This one hit different. The raw atmosphere, the ambient chilling score, the screams, and the overall shock of it all was a handful to process. The performance of the cannibal family was top notch redneck horror. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre fathered thousands after it’s massive success, starting a never ending chain of massacres of all kinds, so in many ways we have a lot…
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Death Note 2006
How am I able to track down my Uber Eats order, you may ask?
*Ls genius music theme plays*
That’s simple, there are about 815000 molecules in this room right now, if you take a look to your left you'll notice a celular device encrypted with an unbreachable passcode in order to protect the device from criminals and uninvited users. Once inside the smart phone, you must locate the Uber Eats application, downloaded from the devices application store. The application…
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