Mason Antes

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cause i’m a Gorehound hell-bound horror movie lover

Favorite films

  • Hundreds of Beavers
  • The Thing
  • House
  • Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You!

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  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

  • The Martian

    ★★★½

  • Tales from Earthsea

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    I mean they were right it's a masterpiece

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★½

    Where are my pirate ninjas!

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  • Babes

    Babes

    ½

    I cannot believe these people are paid to write humor. A sick dog could probably write more humorous content than these “adult” jokes. The only reason it’s rated R is because of a great scene where the protagonists shout “bitch!” at each other at increasing volume. Hilarious. This bit was recycled later with “dula”. Fantastic. 

    I’m not sure who this film is made for, because clearly it is trying to connect with young mothers but also casts the most obnoxious…

  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★★½

    Does this mean Hitler stays alive in the afterlife forever?