awful watch. gen z spongebob slop, braindead chat gpt writing. unreal levels of character assassinations that dance on hillenbergs grave. pearl, mrs puff, and sandy would never vibe like that. spongebob sounds like a 40yr old chainsmoker with the sensibilities of a brain damaged old mutt. squidward and patrick were in all of like 4 scenes. the animation style is a crime to my retinas. they wanted to be the og spongebob movie so bad and missed the mark at every single insufferable second.
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Crimes of the Future 2022
Very much enjoyed this films uncomfortable and eerie atmosphere. The visuals were striking and the dialogue often felt rigid and awkward but in the best way possible. The entire setting feels beautifully dystopic and while a slow burn keeps you on the edge of your seat wondering where it'll bring you next. Can't wait to eat microplastics.
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