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Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • GoodFellas
  • Jaws
  • The Wolf of Wall Street

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  • Whore

    ★½

  • Live Free or Die Hard

    ★★½

  • Rango

    ★★★½

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    ★★★½

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  • Whore

    Whore

    ★½

    I have no idea what I just watched.

  • Live Free or Die Hard

    Live Free or Die Hard

    ★★½

    Certainly the worst of the 4, but I still had a good time with it. If I had seen it in 07 when I was 16, I’m sure I would have really liked it. I did enjoy it but I have to acknowledge that it’s really bad in some spots.

    It starts off and is immediately jarring seeing Bruce bald, watching Die Hard 3 to 4 a week apart the dude seemingly doubled in age. I thought Justin Long was…

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  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★★

    Solid remake overall.
    Jessica Biel was a fucking smoke show.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    Was a little late to watching this because of the suggestion that others didn’t think I’d like it. I understand why, I don’t typically like “weird” all that much and haven’t enjoyed excessive gore in some movies. I don’t like movies that don’t have plots, this has a plot. My wife has been mentioning wanting to watch it for the last few weeks.

    I’m just going to say it, I think this maybe my favorite film of 2024. It’s really…

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