Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Boys in the Band 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2022

  Love an excuse to watch Andrew Rannels be slutty on camera.

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  Wanted 2008

  ★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2021

  if you took out the slow-mo, this movie would be 30 seconds long.

Popular reviews

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  Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 26 Oct 2020

  Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is a masterpiece if and only if you know the intentioned storyline and/or view it as a criticism of the sexualization of young women and critique of the sex industry. Angela Aberdeen is an amazing character who speaks so loudly to my former sixteen-year-old self. Her depiction and explanation of the nightmare that is Bulimia is harrowingly accurate.

  The editing is gorgeous and the sound design is oddly intoxicating. At times, the story becomes difficult to follow,…

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  Jurassic Park III 2001

  ★★★★★ Added

  i refuse to acknowledge that this film has any flaws whatsoever. dinosaur cool.