Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Murder by Numbers 2002

  ★★ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  Never thought I'd see Mason Verger and Young Hercules have so much homoerotic tension over murder.

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  My Bloody Valentine 1981

  ★★★★ Added

  Four stars because its so absolutely terrible that it makes me laugh. Its not scary but its bad in a fun campy way like a lot of older slashers. If youre watching it seriously you'll be disappointed, but if you're watching it for laughs and bad acting, it's great.

Popular reviews

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  Hannibal Rising 2007

  ★★★★★ Added

  Absolutely amazing. Pretty accurate to the book, and a great choice in actor. He plays up the creepy vibes a lot, and they leave out some of the detail, but it's probably my favorite Hannibal-related movie because he's one of the best Hannibal Lecter actors in my opinion. His attitude and humor in the face of the dark things he's going through in the book are captured very well here.

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  Friday the 13th 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Oct 2023

  I only watched this for Jared Padalecki and he was hot in it. 3.5 stars just for that. Movie was kinda terrible as a "scary" movie because let's be real... but at least it was funny.