Apiarical

Apiarical

Favorite films

  • James and the Giant Peach
  • Jurassic Park
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Sleepy Hollow

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  • Inkheart

    ★★★

  • City of Ember

    ★½

  • The Dyatlov Pass Incident

    ★½

  • V for Vendetta

    ★★★★★

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  • Inkheart

    Inkheart

    ★★★

    I don't like critiquing child actors but the main character is so wooden that she feels like a background character in her own story. They were kind of setting her up for failure alongside great performers like Brendan Fraser, Paul Bettany, Andy Serkis, and Helen Mirren though. Overall it was a cozy little movie that was perfectly charming and inoffensive.

    Also: long-haired Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly as a couple?? I'm on my hands and knees begging for mercy.

  • City of Ember

    City of Ember

    ★½

    Interesting premise and sick visuals, but the story moves at a breakneck pace that gives you zero time to linger on anything (and thus forces every plot point at you with no nuance). Also I really dislike Bill Murray.

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  • 9

    9

    ★★★★★

    Add this to the list of films that were foundational in creating me as the person I am today.

  • Elf

    Elf

    I'm sorry but Will Ferrell just doesn't hit the spot in this movie.

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