Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  THE CLEANEST DAP UP IN CINEMA HISTORY

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  Fantastic Four 2015

  ★ Watched 16 Sep 2024

  “It’s f4nt4stic”

  M4rtin Scorsese could only DRE4M of writing such pe4k fiction.

Recent reviews

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  The Foreigner 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  I saw The Foreigner in theatres way back in 2017, I even own it on blu-ray yet I hadn’t rewatched it nearly seven years later until tonight. I was 13yo at the time and I remember my ex said that based off my description of it being a Jackie Chan action flick mixed in with it being a political drama, that it was perfect for me.

  Do I agree with that to this day seven years later? Yeah. I’d say…

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  Lilo & Stitch 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Me, most of the time: “I’m a tough guy.”

  Me, watching Lilo & Stitch for the first time: “ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY 😭”

Popular reviews

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  Tusk 2014

  ★★½ Watched 12 Nov 2023

  What the fuck did I just watch and how do I become the person I was one hour and 44 minutes ago

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Y’all ever just have a discussion with a random bald man you’ve never met until you’re in the washroom after the movie about to enter the stall until he asks you what you thought of the movie?

  You two then proceed to have a ten minute discussion in the washroom about how Mickey 17 was an interesting take and look into the consequences of cloning?

  No? Just me?

  Okay.

  Cool meeting you random bald man. I was just trying to go number two but that was a fun discussion after watching Mickey 17.